This is what I have the barber do to me. I don’t know what it’s called. I just show him a picture of me right after the first time I got it cut that way. He nods and asks me if I want a beer. Its hard to drink a beer when someone’s cutting your hair. Not impossible, but hard. You have to take big swigs while they’re switching positions. Then cap the bottle with your thumb when you hear the clippers go on.

(via lafuguedantoine)